I want to open a really angry coffee shop called “I’m Not a Morning Person” and name all the drinks really angrily
like “can I get a Fuck You” or a “I’m Studying for Finals” or “My In-Laws are in Town”
and they all have shots of tequila in them
who wants to be my business partner
what’s the point of eating less to fit into a party dress
cutting carbs to look good in leggings
or counting calories to feel pretty in crop tops
when the hardest thing to wear is your own skin?